Cat Herder Extraordinaire, anyone?

Question

Do you have a project coming up that makes your heart sink when you think about it? Need a Cat Herder Extraordinaire (or a project manager)? Perhaps you're talking about some software or a web/mobile app but don't have the time or energy to tackle it? I don't want to blow my own horn or anything but what you need is a geeky cat herder with a penchant for confectionery, generally fuelled by caffeine and sarcasm (me). 

I'm back on the market in a few short weeks and will be available for part or full time projects so if you've got a juicy one, come geek out and talk to me about it. I might just be able to save you a headache or ten. 

I'm back on the market in a few short weeks and will be available for part or full time projects so if you've got a juicy one, come geek out and talk to me about it. I might just be able to save you a headache or ten.