The Bean Monologues

Meet Baked Bean. Have you ever had a thought that was equally ridiculous as it was thought-provoking? Like 'walk in love' - what does that even mean and why did I get it tattooed on my foot? That's the normal existence of Baked Bean and it's high time they get the platform for all their burning questions and thoughts. Critics would say it's just a thought dump from a seemingly inebriated bean, others (who care about my self-esteem) would call them a modern day philosopher. I'll let you be the judge of that.