Beneath your feet right now (if you're reading this in the depths of a densely populated city) are HUGE lumps of congealed fat, oil and grease (FOG).
Savage.
Commonly known as Fatbergs, they're clogging up sewage systems all over the place, which as you can probably imagine, is really quite a serious problem.
However, with a little help from our friend Kevin McCloud, we found out these Fatbergs can actually be extracted and converted into bio-diesel. Pretty cool, right?
Introducing... FATBERGERS
The first ever sustainable commercial (food) outlet fuelled by this fatty biodiesel.
Yep that's right, we're getting you lot to help clean up with a filthy (albeit delicious) burger.
We know what you're thinking, but don't worry, we don't cook our burgers in it. We only use the biodiesel to power our van, lights and anything else we might need, like speakers for festivals.
Oh, one more thing, we also screenprint our packaging with lard.