"Snapping the clasp of my borrowed backpack around my waist, tightening the bow on my emerald-green “leech socks” and struggling into my too-new hiking boots, I feel a thrill of anticipation. Although my hastily assembled adventurer get-up may look more Nineties-fitness-instructor-slash-insect-exterminator than intrepid jungle explorer, I’m finally mere moments away from trekking into the depths of the Borneo rainforest in pursuit of the famed wild orangutan.
However, my outfit is destined to remain pristine a little longer. As Emily and I stroll along the boardwalk of our lodge chattering excitedly, I suddenly stop dead in my tracks and grip her arm.
“EMILY! ORANGUTAN!” There, casually clambering up a tree next to a luxury eco-villa is a male orangutan whom I later learn is called Son. Seemingly oblivious to the herds of camera-toting tourists legging it towards him, Son settles into the branches and begins methodically stripping away long curls of bark, licking them like lollipops in search of juicy ants. I laugh at the way he regards each one laconically post-lick before disinterestedly dropping it to the ground, giving the small crowd of slack-jawed humans below a disparaging stare.
“Er, do you think this is a G&T moment?” Emily asks. I order a tray to be brought outside and we sit cross-legged for almost two hours, sipping icy gins and watching Son swing through the branches. The trek is forgotten."