The Book Funeral seeks to humanise the books of the CSM library by giving them the proper send-off commonly reserved for our loved ones. The goal is to allow us to re-evaluate our treatment of books in a tongue-in-cheek manner. This project started with a desire to improve the general quality of life amongst the books at the CSM library. Through several conversations with the librarians, it was made clear that a notable minority of students have been mistreating the books they borrow, often to the point of death. What I found most interesting about these book “deaths” was the element of humour and creativity which surrounded them. For example; Skin by Heidi Hatry was returned in a moist damp state with garlic skin stuck to its back cover. As darkly twisted as the murder was, one cannot deny the poetic nature of the book’s demise. In light of this, it is not difficult to see that death comes to all things, book-like or otherwise. This led me to wonder; if these books were harmed as if they were people, perhaps we could celebrate their life in the same manner. With the cooperation of the CSM library staff, several staff members of the university, and a couple of my peers, a funeral service was organised. Slow marches, eulogies, librarian priests, organ music, roses, candles, memorial cards, headstones and more, took place at the event. With hope, students will be able to reflect on their behaviours with the beloved books of the library.