Have you ever been chased by a Kitten ?
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- @Eunice G Duarte OK that's very kind of you. I'm putting him on Shutterstock , we took a selfie together with the scratch marks on my face , Are you going to buy it ?. He's as cute as I am. Very , very... cute!.
- @Sidney Doesn't Listen it's funny though. I'm sure crazy kitten is super cute, isn't he? That turns the situation even more insane ;)
- @Eunice G Duarte It went missing for the whole day, which was strange -it gave me anxiety because he could've popped out of nowwhere like some fucking Conjuring Movie to bite and scratch me , but no! I'm not going to be afraid of my own Kitten! especially a Child! Kitten!!, with cute little paws , no that's retarded . So then before I slept it fiddled under my pillow as I laid down , and I - AGAIN! , jumped out of bed in shock -injuring my elbow , and he started scratching my face , I threw him against the wall and it chased me all the way to my parents room , where I hid for the rest of the day , he was fine the next day after I took a bath with him.Oh no he loves the Future and when I read to him , I built him a Futuristic house recently. He's friendly , just retarded when he's bored. The book I was reading was covering life after we are all Cyborgs , so he's still a normal sockball , he has no laser eyes yet , because then I would really drown him in my socks.
- @Sidney Doesn't Listen Wow. What happened to the cat in the end? Do you think the book about the future has anything to do with the cat's behavior?
- @Eunice G Duarte Yeees! I was in my room, reading my book on the future , and then I sensed something staring at me and it was my kitten sitting at the edge of my bed, so I was frightened and I threw it with the book and it fell off the bed , I checked to see if it was dead and it bounced up and gripped my face, then I tossed it off my fucking face and I started to run down the stairs not knowing it gripped the back of my shirt , I was so terrified. I removed my shirt and ran to the garden. I've got photos if you want to see this foolish creature of mine.
- Have you? Please share ;)
- :D :D not yet!
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