Why everyone should commit an imprisonable offence sometime in their life
Middle-aged, middle management, middling career...
You didn’t start out like this. You saw more to your life. More money, fun and excitement.
For what you do in life to have meaning.
But something happened along the way. You had to settle down, compromise, do things differently. Slowly, it killed your spark.
Put the bins out on time.
Be nice to your neighbour.
Save the receipts and carefully file your business expenses.
Now you’re a mid-level manager. Your grey suit wears you. Meandering from meeting to meeting with her from finance, or him from HR. You know the ones. They bring dull conversation, bad biscuits and even worse coffee.
Take control, and find your spark again. Put your next holiday on expenses. Make your boss pay for your new TV. Stick it to the people who trapped you in this business casual nightmare.
Escape the grey. Bring the colour and joy back to your world. Take what you deserve.
And if you get caught, at least you tried.