Oh boy do kids have it easy.
They've got a lot to learn about the complexities of adult life. And sheltering them with smiles and Pokemon apps is doing them no good.
I decided to make them a book with some pretty scary truths about growing up and looking for jobs.
If I manage to give just one child nightmares, I'll consider it a success.
If this random assortment of out-of-context pages isn't enough for you - why not? - then you can download the whole thing here.