The FA: "Dave Bloke"
Umbro Fives is the only 5-a-side football tournament with the final at Wembley Stadium. Who could turn down a chance to become a Wembley hero? Certainly not Dave Bloke.
We imagined a world where an amateur footballer suddenly shot to fame, thanks to his Wembley hat-trick, overshadowing a true legend like Michael Owen - over and over and over. And over and over.
We can dream, can't we?